Map for new barge is a hole in one

April 1. The four premier 18-hole lakeside golf clubs are partnering up to provide 72 holes of fairway fun in one day. Normally it would take hours of driving through frustrating traffic to go to all four courses. But startup business Birdie Barges is providing golfers with a game-changer.

Golfers will be able to get between courses in just minutes—and enjoy the journey. They will launch a fleet of custom ferries aptly named Fairway Ferries to access The Peninsular Club, Trump National Golf Club, Westport Golf Club and Cowan’s Ford Country Club.

For a small upcharge, golfers can practice their drives while cruising across the lake using marine-life-friendly golf balls made of compressed fish food. Opening day has been pushed back from April 1st to May 4th. So grab your clubs and “may the fores be with you!”

—This article was written by an advertising client who paid quite a bit